the female body is hardcore as fuck.
Yes is it.
so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website
OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.
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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.
The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.
Fellas, here’s a tip:
Until you are biologically required to bleed once a month for around 35-45 years on average, and human biological reproduction requires that you gestate a somewhat parasitic organism for 9 months before you then push said organism out of your body, at which point your body then produces food for the infant, when we say the female body is hardcore: STFU.
And btw: I’m not excluding trans women OR trans men here, because building a female body to match your gender or dismantling one to do the same is metal as fuck.
Cis men, just let us have the right to celebrate ourselves without needing to chime in, okay. It’s old, tired, and dull.
David Koepp’s Mortdecai will hit theaters two weeks early, on January 23, 2015. The cast includes Johnny Depp, Aubrey Plaza, Olivia Munn, Ewan McGregor, Paul Bettany, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jeff Goldblum and Oliver Platt.
Here is the official synopsis:
Juggling some angry Russians, the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold.
Well this is going to be ridiculous and wonderful.
This is important
The last one though…
Yeah I was taught to yell fire instead of rape as well. It was a study that was done in the early 90s I believe.
Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams
The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield
“ I tell my students, ‘When you get these jobs that you have been so brilliantly trained for, just remember that your real job is that if you are free, you need to free somebody else. If you have some power, then your job is to empower somebody else. This is not just a grab-bag candy game.’ ”
Toni Morrison (via thisislove)
Ben J. Pierce & The Adventure of The Ukelele
And that’s why you don’t play the ukulele with a pick.